That phrase is code for “something went wrong”.
The first time I poured chocolate into molds, they had lots of air bubbles. I complained to my sister who wisely explained it’s like Ed Norton’s glassware in Fight Club, the little imperfections show it was hand-crafted and it’s just the charm of homemade chocolates. So now every time something untoward happens while I’m chocolatiering, you will hear an indignant curse from me, followed by a soothing assurance from Boyfriend Unit, “It’s the charm of homemade chocolates, don’t worry.”
And what goes wrong when you are making chocolates, pray tell? Air bubbles, cracks, bloom (cloudy spots), smudges, melting, seizing, fillings not centered, fillings exploded, misprint on map, et cet. But I no longer care. Because I know, when people open the box…
… and eat one, they are all “OMFG”. And that makes me smile.
We make a 9 piece box, with one dark chocolate, three milk chocolates, and five semi-sweet chocolates. This year Boyfriend Unit experimented with a sea salt dark chocolate since he hates raspberry cream. He really liked the result.
Using a full-sized block of chocolate was a new experience. This is a 5 kilo or 11 pound block of Barry Callebaut Belgian chocolate, classified as a well-balanced bitter cocoa taste, 53.8% cocoa solids. This is the base of all my semi-sweet chocolates.
I was so excited to open this!
Just look at that! That is a lot of chocolate.
My mother asked recently about my weekend plans.
“Oh hunni? Could you maybe send less dark chocolate this year?”
“Mom, there is one dark chocolate per box!”
“Oh hunni, that’s too much! I don’t like dark chocolate.”
“Ok Mom. No dark chocolate in yours.”
Stay tuned for how this was made and where to get supplies.